I am 11% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. I'm a little bummed about this, not to mention a little surprised. I DO live in southern Orange County, have a productive job, I have all of my teeth and no broken down cars on my lawn...but my Grammie was a career cocktail waitress who finally retired from the bowling alley at 69. Seriously. I thought having that in my bloodline would make me at least 20% white trash. Now what's my excuse for the white trash tailgate parties before old '80's bands?
Damn...Now I'll never win the lottery.
3 comments:
yeah, only white trash folks win Publisher's Clearinhouse too! :)
Hey, I'm 15% white trash. LOL. What does that say about me? ;)
I think the tailgate parties should add at least the 9 percent, which would get you up to that much-coveted 20% level.
Be white, be trash, be proud!
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